Superman Returns, hurrayy~:_D

Lois LaneSiti Nurhaliza

Here are some of the things I observed during watching Superman Returns:
• Lois Lame looks alot like Malaysian superstar Siti Nurhaliza
• Nothing can really happen in the movie(or the comic books) coz Supes will "always be around" to right the wrongs
• Man falls down from the top of a building, no problem. Ship ripped into half and sunk into the ocean, its okay. Giant "Daily Planet" globe falling from the sky, no worries. Plane to crash into a packed stadium? Good! We need the audiences' applause later!
• Supes looks really dreamy even when he was being brutally beaten up by Luthor's goons
• Lois Lame couldn't have a ciggerate even if she wanted to, coz its not right
• No one was harmed during the whole movie despite of all the disaster they squeezed into it. (spolier alert)The only person appeared to be killed off was done by Superman's son!!!
• Going thru the whopping 154-minute movie is like having to finish a really big cheese cake all by yourself. After eating the 1st quarter, you are already full but you still have the rest to finish.

Happiness

suratjulian: bro, i must say our quality of life is going to the dump lah
nalan_dewa19: why?
suratjulian: dun u think so
suratjulian: like new stuffs dats coming up. how many of them we cud b happy about
nalan_dewa19: yalah...
nalan_dewa19: man...
nalan_dewa19: not that we're happy...
nalan_dewa19: we kinda hate it to boot.
suratjulian: cineleisure failed
nalan_dewa19: seriously?
suratjulian: teruk wo
suratjulian: i haven't watch a movie there yet
suratjulian: but i was there walking around
suratjulian: the structure is quite bad compare to its neighbouring malls like ikano n the curve
nalan_dewa19: owh, okay.
suratjulian: the car park is terrible too
suratjulian: worst of all, according to cartoonist stanley
suratjulian: he watched superman there
suratjulian: as the movie comes to n end
suratjulian: as the credit came up...
suratjulian: its was cut off
suratjulian: credit part was cut off
suratjulian: make way for cathay cinema ads
suratjulian: fucking idiots
nalan_dewa19: holy fuck!
suratjulian: i dun dare to go
nalan_dewa19: that's a travesty, man!
nalan_dewa19: yalah!
suratjulian: no respect
suratjulian: i dun understand, how can malaysian can b like dat
suratjulian: i mean if they hav da same mentality like us, dis wud b a wonderful place to live in
nalan_dewa19: yeah...
suratjulian: da thing is, the ppl who appreciates the better things in life(like us) doesn't run the business
suratjulian: doesn't run the big bad corp
suratjulian: doesn't run the country
suratjulian: they r run by big fucking blood sucker whos out to bully ppl like us
nalan_dewa19: there's too much selfishness in them; too much cynicism. That's the problem. They said they care but they don't.
nalan_dewa19: It's all about the dollar.
suratjulian: honestly i cannot find happiness anymore by looking @the serroundings we live in
suratjulian: actually i wanna write about this in my blog, but i guess i hav spilled it here hahahahaha
nalan_dewa19: well, it's a ranting worth to be written twice.
suratjulian: hahahah
(This is an excerpt from a conversation I had with my pal Nazim
, use with consent)